the lazy young man had been sent to a farm to help out with the harvesting. at 3 a.m in the morning following his arrival,he found himself being roughly shaken awake by the farmer.
whats up? he asked, sleepily.
three o clock" explained the farmer.'time to get up.there's work to do.'
what kind of work? asked the new man.
reaping."
reaping what?"
"oats."
are they wild? asked the young man.
of course not,"replied the farmer snapping.
"then why the heck do we have to sneak up on them in the dark?"
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the eskimo boy was crazy in love with the eskimo girl.one night he told her: i've ridden over two hundred miles across the thick snow with my dog-team just to spend a few minutes with you."
said she:"that sounds like a lot of mush".
sign in a bar room :"the customer is always tight"
he"s been studying medicine for six years- in chemists' windows.
thats a nice camera you have there'
yes am a proffessional"
but why does that camera have a key-hole shaped lens?
"i use it to take blackmail pictures"
army life separates the boys from the men. it also separates the boys from the girls.
last night joe perkins kissed a woman by mistake. it was his wife.
henry: is your wife hard to please?
don:"i dont know!--- i"ve never tried.
last night a kissed a girl against her will"
was she annoyed?
no,she enjoyed it- but the groom was furious.
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